Facebook Status quotations

We have very useful hilarious facebook quotes and cute facebook status here on our site. Facebook quotes in Punjabi status can be shared as your goodbye statuses for facebook on the social networks and these help you when you have no words to explain your thinking and feelings. Find below the best facebook status quotes and cute facebook status quotations for friends. You can also use our collection as funny facebook statuses. These quotations can be used in facebook status greetings. Whenever you have to wish to someone special then facebook status are best to use. People will like status for facebook when you will share with them.

  • You can do anything, but not everything.
  • Just because this isn’t a fairytale doesn’t mean people can’t live happily ever after.
  • Happiness is about being thankful for the little things in life…and the best things are always free.
  • Life is too short to spend all your time trying to make everyone else happy.
  • I’m glad it’s finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.
  • Dont marry him. Dont be with him. Be with me.
  • I’m not addicted to facebook! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, off time, that time, this time, any time, all the time!
  • I’ve always wanted to get into a cab and yell, ‘Follow that car
  • Wants to know why people add you on Facebook and then they never talk to you. What’s the point?

facebook quotes

  • I’m not addicted to Facebook i just have an addiction to Facebook.
  • wonders how many people can go a whole week without  going on Facebook?
  • I miss when Facebook was first started… Times were much simpler back then.
  • Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, it’s too long.
  • My job is definitely secure. No one else wants it.
  • Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
  • Lauren lives vicariously… through herself.

facebook quotes and sayings

  • Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
  • I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re all right now.
  • My oven has a button that says ‘Stop Time’. I know it’s probably supposed to say ‘Stop Timer’, but I don’t touch it, just in case.
  • You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
  • Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.
  • Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you dont know.

facebook quotes funny

  • Success is the proper utilization of failure
  • You can have everything in life you want, if you will just help enough other people get what they want
  • Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I’ve just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you’re doing and listen. Cannonball!
  • “I am going to (insert place) to meet my future boyfriend while he is gambling next to me..”
  • I made up a quote ages ago and I still love it 🙂